The Bag
Kraft paper, hand-cut circles, grocery-aisle anonymity. If the face is famous, the bag is the brand.
The Mask
Three holes. One bag.
Eyes. Nose. No name. The cheapest disguise in politics — and the only ticker that fits.
The Suit
Navy wool, white collar, that red tie. You already know who it is. That’s the joke. That’s the coin.
The Chain
No committee. No press office. $ZTRUMP on Solana — the anonymous mint for a very public figure.
The Coin
Not a mascot.
Not a mascot.
A cover story.
Anonymous Trump is the portrait you already recognize — bag over the head, suit on the body, White House weather in the background. Famous enough to need a disguise. Obvious enough that it doesn’t work.
$ZTRUMP on Solana is that gag at market speed: paper-bag anonymity, presidential posture, no official anything. The logo is the mask. The banner is the briefing. The chain is the leak.
The Look
Seal and skyline
The kraft-paper portrait. The storm over the house. Tap either image to view full size.
Contract
Token address
TBA
How to Buy
Get $ZTRUMP
- 01
Wallet
Phantom or any Solana wallet. Load SOL.
- 02
pump.fun
Open the official $ZTRUMP page and connect.
- 03
Swap
SOL → $ZTRUMP. Match the CA on this site.
- 04
Hold
Bag on. Tie straight. You’re in the briefing now.